Funny Winning Quotes
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  2. Funny Quotes About Winning And Losing
  3. Funny Movie Quotes About Winning

Winning Quotes present a debate in front of us – whether winning or victory is important always? And if losing is inevitable is it the end of everything?
Wise philosophers and the world leaders have different opinions – as we see both winning and losing both have pros and cons and those vary depending on situations and contexts of the events.

Winning Quotes Sayings about Victory

We need to fight first with the internal enemies or the weaknesses of our character and win over them. We have many blemishes in our society because society is nothing but an accumulation of some characters. If characters are far from being noble, we can’t expect a noble society. The following quotes from Mahabharata talks in this line.


“With kindness conquer rage; with goodness malice; with generosity defeat all meanness; with the straight truth defeat lies and deceit.” — Mahabharata


Avoiding a battle sometimes is the greatest winning because this saves so many lives. The next quote is telling this.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

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“The best captain does not plunge headlong nor is the best soldier a man hot to fight.
The greatest victor wins without a battle.” — Lao-tse

The following few quotes try to define what winning is.


“Winning is everything, to win is all there is. Only those poor souls buried beneath the battlefield understand this.” – SEAL Team Saying


“Winning is not everything, but the effort to win is.” – Zig Ziglar


“Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.”
Vince Lombardi


“Winning isn’t everything, but the will to win is everything.” – Vince Lombardi

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“Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering your own imperfections but instantly set about remedying them every day begin the task anew.”Saint Francis de Sales

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“All right Mister, let me tell you what winning means – you’re willing to go longer, work harder, give more than anyone else.” – Vince Lombardi


“You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward.That’s how winning is done!”
Rocky Balboa to his son movie: Rocky Balboa 2006
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“Never letting the competition define you. Instead, you have to define yourself based on a point of view you care deeply about.” – Tom Chappel


“I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self.” – Aristotle

Winning Quotes Quotes on Winning vs Losing

Winning is important as it generally introduces the most competent and deserving side. The quotes below the point that a winner must not boast of winning. For some winning is not everything. Some argue and contradict this. The quotes also say that it’s next to impossible to win all the races or battles of life. It also said that the losers of today can be the winners tomorrow. Now let’s get into these quotes.


“Victory belongs to the most persevering.” — Napoleon


“The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell.” – Andrew Carnegie


“Fortitude is victory.” — Oliver Goldsmith


“Win without boasting.” — Albert Payson Terhune


“Winning isn’t everything.” — Old proverb


“If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?” – Vince Lombardi


“You can’t win them all.” — Old proverb


“You win some and you lose some.” — Kipling


“There are many victories worse than a defeat.”
George Eliot


“They who lose today may win tomorrow.” — Cervantes


“Nobody remembers who came in second.”
– Charles Schulz


“That’s what learning is, after all; not whether we lose the game, but how we lose and how we’ve changed because of it and what we take away from it that we never had before, to apply to other games. Losing, in a curious way, is winning.” – Richard David Bach


“They laugh that win.” — “Nothing can seem foul to those that win.” — “’Tis deeds must win the prize.” — Shakespeare


“To win without risk is to triumph without glory.” — Corneille


“Always at it wins the day.” — Old proverb


“If winning isn’t important, why do we spend all that money on scoreboards?”
– Chuck Coonradt


“If winning isn’t important, why keep score?”
– Star Trek: The Next Generation


“The most momentous thing in human life is the art of winning the soul to good or to evil.” – Pythagoras


“There are only two places in this league: first place and no place.”-Tom Seaver


“We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat.” – Queen Victoria

How does winning happen?

The successful persons have their own stories to success. And their own formulas as well. Let’s find what these great minds have to say about the keys to winning.


“There is one quality that one must possess to win, and that is definiteness of purpose, the knowledge of what one wants, and a burning desire to possess it.” – Napoleon Hill


“Your ability to be a winner 100 percent of the time is based upon giving up the notion that losing at anything is equivalent to being a loser.”
– Dr. Wayne W. Dyer


“Gentleness and kind persuasion win where force and bluster fail.” — Aesop


“I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live by the light that I have. I must stand with
anybody that stands right, and stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong.”
– Abraham Lincoln


“He may well win the race that runs by himself.” — Benjamin Franklin


“It is not enough to aim, you must hit.” — Italian proverb


“Never let defeat have the last word.” – Tibetan Proverb


“Who overcomes by force, hath overcome but half his foe.” – John Milton


“The victor is one who can go it alone!” – John Godfrey Saxe


“The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.” — Bible, Ecclesiastes 9:11


“It is not strength, but art, obtains the prize. And to be swift is less than to be wise.” — Alexander Pope


“By yielding, you may obtain victory.” — Ovid


“Forewarned, Forearmed; to be prepared is half the victory.” — “They got the better of themselves, and that’s the best kind of victory one can wish for.” — Cervantes


“The art of winning in business is in working hard, not taking things too seriously.” – Elbert Hubbard


“You don’t win once in a while; you don’t do things right once in a while; you do them right all the time.” -Vince Lombardi


“There’s nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever.”
– Alfred Hitchcock


“You carry on no matter what are the obstacles. You simply refuse to give up – and, when the going gets tough, you get tougher. And, you win.”
– Vince Lombardi


“If you’ll not settle for anything less than your best, you’ll be amazed at what you can accomplish in your lives.” – Vince Lombardi


“It’s not whether you get knocked down: it’s whether you get up.”-Vince Lombardi


“I am not one of those who think that coming in second or third is winning.”
– Robert Kennedy

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Take away Quotes

A few more winning quotes for you that will help you to be a winner in your life.


“My serve was there, everything was just clicking. Those are the days you dream about, especially in a final.”
– Pete Sampras


“There are 100 men seeking security to one able man who is willing to risk his fortune.”
– J. Paul Getty


“To win without risk is to triumph without glory.”
– Pierre Corneille

Funny Movie Quotes About Winning


“You can do anything you wish to do, have anything you wish to have, be anything you wish to be.” -Robert Collier


“There is no relief at it being over. There is the joy of winning it.” – Steffi Graf


“The prizes go to those who meet emergencies successfully. And the way to meet emergencies is to do each daily task the best we can; to act as though the eye of opportunity were always upon us. In the hundred-yard race the winner doesn’t cross the tape line a dozen strides ahead of the field. He wins by inches. So we find it in ordinary business life. The big things that come our way are seldom the result of long thought or careful planning, but rather they are the fruit of seed planted in the daily routine of our work.”
– William Feather

Winning Quotes – How Winning matters over Losing

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby is a 2006 American sports comedy film directed by Adam McKay and starring Will Ferrell, while written by both McKay and Ferrell. Ricky, a NASCAR racing sensation, is the top racer in the world. After Jean beats him in a race and takes the top position, Ricky tries his best to regain his dominance. We have compiled the best hilarious Talladega Nights quotes which will make you feel like a winner. Will Ferrell and Adam McKay are known for often writing ridiculous characters who spit out brilliant and quotable one-liners. The plot of this classic comedy showcases the Ballad of Ricky Bobby, A NASCAR star who has to learn a bit of humility. Let’s read the best dialogues, quotes and sayings from Talladega Nights

Talladega Nights Quotes On Winning, Thankfulness, Life and Success

1.) “If you ain’t first, you’re last.” — Ricky Bobby

2.) “You gotta learn to drive with the fear, and there ain’t nothing more God damn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car.” — Reese Bobby

3.) “Ricky, remember: The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night.” — Chip

4.) “Here’s the deal—I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” — Ricky Bobby

5.) “Hey, Jamie! Losing’s never fun, but here’s a little something to pick your spirits up… (flips the finger) It’s real nice…I got it at Target…it was on sale.” —Ricky Bobby

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6.) “Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin’ there in your ghost manger, just lookin’ at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin’ ’bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin’ me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.” — Ricky Bobby

7.) “Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesús, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino’s, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or T.R. as we call him, and of course, my red-hot smoking wife, Carly who is a stone-cold fox.” — Ricky Bobby

Here are the best Talladega Nights quotes on life

8.) “I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There’s no shame in that.” — Cal Naughton, Jr.

9.) “Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.” — Jean Girard

10.) “No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high-level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300.” — Ricky Bobby

11.) “You’ve gotta cross over the anger bridge and come back to the friendship shore.” — Cal Naughton Jr.

Some of the best funny Talladega Nights quotes to bring a smile on your beautiful face.

12.) “Old man, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!” — Texas Ranger

13.) “I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt. ‘Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I’m here to party too. I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.” — Cal Naughton, Jr.

14.) “Daddy, you made that grace your b*tch.” — Walker Bobby

15.) “Are we about to get it on? Because I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.” — Ricky Bobby

16.) “When you work on your mysterious lady parts and stuff, you need the right tools too. That’s why you should use [is tossed a box of tampons] Maypax. The official tampon of NASCAR.” — Ricky Bobby

17.) “We go together like cocaine and waffles.” — Cal Naughton Jr.

18.) “Well, let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken.” — Ricky Bobby

19.) “You don’t understand. You don’t understand because you don’t understand liberty. You don’t understand freedom. So, you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?” — Ricky Bobby

20.) “I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.” — Cal Naughton, Jr.

21. “I’m all jacked up on mountain dew!” – Texas Ranger Quotes

22. “Did that blow your mind? Because that just happened!” – Ricky Bobby

23. “Aaaaah, Ricky Bobby! Now we shall dance. And yes, it will be a slow jam.” – Jean Girard

24. “I don’t know what to do with my hands.” – Ricky Bobby

25. [With a serious face – to the crew as they are speed-changing a customer’s tire] “Guys! No tires! We’re not a pit crew anymore, we’re a car wash team.” – Lucius Washington Funny Quotes

26. “I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I’m here to party.” – Cal Naughton, Jr.

27. “I’m just a big hairy American winning machine, you know?” – Ricky Bobby

28. “Wow. I feel like I’m in Highlander!” – Ricky Bobby

29. “You can’t have two No. 1s.” – Ricky Bobby

30. “Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?” – Jean Girard

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